Toby Keith Named Douchebag of the Year
Well, It is official- Toby Keith has been selected as Douchebag of the Year 2008. It was a tough decision to make between some great candidates. Runner-up for DbOTY went to John Rich and a close third to Kenny Ches”t implant”ney.
November 5, 2008 at 10:36 pm
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November 5, 2008 at 10:38 pm
That’s all I driiiiiiiiiiiiive!
November 7, 2008 at 3:13 am
Wow, a $48,000,000 douchebag. Don’t you wish it was you? I wish people would quit trying to knock him all the time. He a good guy, talented and does good things for kids, our troops and others. All this crap just stems from jealousy. Get over it and get a life.
November 10, 2008 at 3:18 am
Jealousy is such an ugly thing!
November 14, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Man, maybe I should have given the reasons behind why Toby Keith is such a douche. First, check beneath his arms…that’s right- No Hair. Yeah, your rough and tumble Toby is a fruit. Secondly, that $48 mil DBag is still complaining that he has been shunned by the CMA. Well, maybe some people need an outlet that is not saturated in Toby’s over-active tremolo… Don’t get me wrong, this award has nothing to do with his talent or my jealousy. It comes from the fact that Toby spent the better part of his meat-headed life making fun of and most likely intimidating the “girly boys” of his high school that did the same thing…
December 19, 2008 at 12:16 am
Yes Toby Keith is what some would call a douche! For real, he is weird. In his songs he talks about being a touch guy and such…but really he’s a poser!
January 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm
As a girly-boy turned girly-man turned pre-op tranny, I have mixed feelings on Toby Keith. I know he’s bigot, and he’d surely beat me senseless if I came onto him, but at the same time, the waxed armpits reveal a softness and gentility beneath that burly lumberjack exterior. Perhaps it’s wishful thinking, but I keep hoping I’ll bump into him at Tribe or Play or Lipstick Lounge. ‘Cause I’d let that big bear stuff me in a locker any time.
I’m just saying… Well, after my operation, I’ll be a high-maintenance woman who DOES want that hunky maintenance man!
Toodles!
-Fabian Q. ;-]
May 28, 2009 at 9:14 pm
well i dont believe it and whoever said that bout him is a DOUCHBAG
May 29, 2009 at 10:24 am
I have recently found out that many of the songs on the radio that I really love are all sung by the same man. Toby Keith. I did not really pay much attention to who sang what song, only if i enjoyed hearing it. I came across this blog on accident and was not only surprised that there was such a thing as ‘Douchbag of the Year’ but that this man would be the one who was chosen. What makes a person a ‘Douchbag’ anyways. If not having armpit hair that hangs to your elbows makes you a ‘Douchbag’ than I guess that covers a lot of people….I dont know, I just thought this was kind of dumb.
I for one would like to thank him for helping me through one of the most difficult times of my life. People dont think about their mortality or where their life is going until they have a life altering experience. His drive and determination to do the things he wants and to do them his way, has been an inspiration to me as well as his music lifting an unhappy heart. Thank you Toby.